Jock Pillows

Bunny Tushman - the Biggest Bum in Major League.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

Joust Sharpener

A day at the transgenic races

Rocking Horse

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Get crazy once in a while

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Gamers

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Pesky students.

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

Caution May Contain Nuts.

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'Our family has a dry sense of humor, and we don't laugh that much.'

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

Extremely Practical Jokes.

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

Giraffe wanders into Lion country.

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam