Shock Jock Fan Pillows

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"Sleazy listening FM. We always lower the tone."

Mexican Jumping Balls.

"I suppose you think that's funny."

You're too old to go back to Camp Owonsit. That's ok. It's all little kids. How about Lake Kinepesakau Camp. It's all jocks. Your son needs an enriching summer experience. Thoughts? How about � Camp Workforaliving? It's all depressing adults.

'You made me jump.'

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

Martial Arts

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

Meet the Artist

Bunny Tushman - the Biggest Bum in Major League.

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

I can never remember which colour is 'live'. - 'I wish there was a simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it! Lick it! Lick it!' - 'I wish there was a safe simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it gingerly.' -

"So how's that math grade looking? What's the team GPA this year?"

Child with an eyeball in his mouth.

'Tower, I'm over the city and low of fuel, but no sweat - I'm dropping my missiles and bombs, which should make me light enough to reach the runway.'

The filming of CEOs Gone Wild

"She always plays the Rocky theme song after a closing."

Boy finds a real foot in his Christmas stocking.

"It's my new Taser app, Dave. What do you think?"

Changing Rooms Uncut

Hippo on helipad.

'Who's there?'

How to play with a radioactive baseball.

Puppetry of the Penis

"My venom is too slow-acting for my liking: I use a taser instead..."

Man abseiling.

"We've started him in The Loose Connections Department."

'I told you not to touch the hot line!'

'George, why don't you break down and buy a electric fence tester.'

"You tell me if the roast beef is fresh."

Mrs. Zackford liked her students to feel the full shock effect of a pop quiz.

'Let's just say he had a shock when he tried to catch me...'