Jet Ski Jester Pillows

'You should change your bait. That's the third time you've caught a jet ski this morning!'

"We're following Carrot Top."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

Beer Order

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Women in a cross country race

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

Ski kicker.

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Show Jumping Tantrums

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'This decaf's lousy.'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

Never poke fun.

Rugby oldies

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

"Work's been really hard."

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

King and clown engage in role reversal.

"It's from Henry VIII, sire. He's going to be in town and wants to know where the best hook-up spots are."

I'll catch up to you --- I just need my second wind.