Jet Ski Jester Pillows

'You should change your bait. That's the third time you've caught a jet ski this morning!'

"We're following Carrot Top."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Beer Order

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Women in a cross country race

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

Ski kicker.

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Show Jumping Tantrums

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

Never poke fun.

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'This decaf's lousy.'

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

Rugby oldies

King and clown engage in role reversal.

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

"Work's been really hard."

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'