Rock Jock Gifts

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

Man abseiling.

This Side Up

Robert Fripp

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

ZZZZZZZ Top

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Freddie Mercury

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'I'd like to dedicate this next tune to those who have discovered love, gotten married, and wished desperately for death.'

Eric Clapton.

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Steve Howe.

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

Jimi Hendrix.

Jeff Beck.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Mark Knopfler.

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

Popera!

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

Presenter Auditions.

Rock musician playing a dog as a guitar

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Johnny Winter.

Will you be mine?

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Ray Davies

Ringo Starr

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

Jimmy Page.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Plymouth Rock