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"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

Man abseiling.

This Side Up

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

Popera!

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

Rock musician playing a dog as a guitar

Johnny Winter.

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Presenter Auditions.

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Will you be mine?

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'