Jet Ski Adventurer Pillows

"No one's exactly sure how they got here, or how to get rid of them!"

"When you said you'd give me a lift from the shops, I thought you had a car!"

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Skiing

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

"Rockefeller Center."

Milkjet Skiing

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

Guide dog leads blind ski jumper off ramp.

Fetching some fuel.

Little girl skiing.

Slalom

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

Running out of Gas.

"Honey, check it out — giant porcupine tracks."

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

Tight Rope Ski Lift

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

'Snow Now I have to invent chains'

'Funny thing is, in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities, this is actually happening!'

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

Taxi

Say, I just had a thought

'Call THAT abominable - you ain't seen my Ma-in-law!'

Flights suspended snowstorm

Balloon ski lift