Jet Ski Adventurer Pillows

"No one's exactly sure how they got here, or how to get rid of them!"

"When you said you'd give me a lift from the shops, I thought you had a car!"

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Skiing

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

"Rockefeller Center."

Milkjet Skiing

Guide dog leads blind ski jumper off ramp.

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

Fetching some fuel.

Little girl skiing.

Slalom

Running out of Gas.

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

"Honey, check it out — giant porcupine tracks."

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

'Funny thing is, in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities, this is actually happening!'

'Snow Now I have to invent chains'

Taxi

Balloon ski lift

'Call THAT abominable - you ain't seen my Ma-in-law!'

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

Flights suspended snowstorm

Gone Fishing.