Jet Skiing Pillows

"If only petrol for my jetski was cheaper."

"Have you tried jet skiing? - I've never seen an unhappy jet skier."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"No one's exactly sure how they got here, or how to get rid of them!"

'You should change your bait. That's the third time you've caught a jet ski this morning!'

Well he said 'it was as easy as falling off a log'.

Fetching some fuel.

'Don't get me wrong - I love flying, but I hate knowing that I'll never jet-ski.'

'Surprise! We're with Club Fed!'

30th Parallel.

"When you said you'd give me a lift from the shops, I thought you had a car!"

Things to Ponder.

Sailor

You Are Here

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Skiing.

"First class, or with children?"

Airlines

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

First aid in mountains

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'Are we there yet?'

The rocket powered skiier

Happy Hour

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Travelling

"Was that my pager or yours?"