Ski Trip Joker T-Shirts

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Snowman Driver

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Ski kicker.

Skier flying past mountains

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

Piste-side Hotel

"No brandy? Just a gift card?"

'I brought my mini bar with me.'

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

No petting in the pool!

Beach Burger - without sand 75 cents extra.

Ski-ers.

Skiing Accidents.

"I can write my name in the snow. I bet you can't do that."

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

Skis and ski poles poking out of the snow.

"Forget skiing - he's been doing the mens' downhill since I married him."

Pyramid Ski Slope.

Two fish about to play a prank on an ice hole fisherman.

"O.K., you could have been great. Now get off the bar."

"Wow!! This doping stuff is worth every penny!"

"It's co-wuld! You didn't tell me it was going to be co-wuld!"

"That'll beat the hayfever but it may affect your all-over tan."

Skiing

"How was the ski trip?"

Kanoe/Cayak.

Ski Lift

Men should not be afraid to stop and ask for directions.