Wetsuit Warrior Gifts

It's called a wetsuit...Keeps you warm, even in icy-cold water...You should try one...

Dry Cleaning

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

The Perfect Cannonball

Wrong leadership.

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

Save the river.

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"I'm addicted to water."

Ski Surfing

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'But I thought this pond was bottomless.'

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

Earth fish.

Diver