Water Skiing Gifts

'Be patient, a few more strokes and I'll soon have the momentum going.'

'My guess is, you might be running the jets too high...'

'If you can read this, you're pretty much screwed.'

'Drew has always wanted to learn to water-ski, so we go this lap pool.'

'I'm going to take a little run at this so hang on.'

Water skiing.

"Having any luck?"

'Oh good, the fish are biting!'

'Now you see why skiing isn't advised on this lake!'

'Lessee....If I cut that rope next time around...'

Water skier with a periscope appearing between his legs

Car Water Skiing.

A school master water skiing in Bermuda shorts.

Water skier hits palm tree on deserted island.

"I've just bought some water skis. Now I've just got to find a lake with a slope!"

Water skiing man crosses path of fisherman with hooked fish waterskiing in the opposite direction

"Okay, on the count of three...you go that way, I'll go this way."

Water Skiing Wedding

Water Skier With Loop In Tow Rope

"Greatest surfer I've ever seen!"

Ocean Hitchhiker

Desert Island Water skiing.

Man skiing on water into a big fished mouth.

Water skier holding on the man's beard.

The sheep on Noah's ark got bored and took up water skiing.

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

Water Skiing with Sea monster

Poultry in Motion

'You've got the general idea, Mr. Drebkin, however . . .'

Moses Tries Water Skiing.

Sea-Suns Greetings

Water Skiing Accidents.

'Tomorrow, I'm going on vacation from this darned bike.'

'I'll just go and stick this above the surface - it'll clear the place in no time!' (Neptune with shark fin on end of trident)

Water skier sees steep hill sign.