Water Skiing Novice Pillows

"I've just bought some water skis. Now I've just got to find a lake with a slope!"

Skiing.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'Fine. And you?'

'First of all, relax.'

Skiing

Bunny Hill

A Couple in A Speedboat.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

Water skier sees steep hill sign.

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

Water Skiing Accidents.

A fellow participating in many activities and everything is fine until someone bumps his car and then his back hurts,

Water skiing.

"I'm feeling generous."

'First time skiing?'

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'

Canoe Carriers

"Ice rink"

'Tomorrow, I'm going on vacation from this darned bike.'

"Greatest surfer I've ever seen!"

Desert Island Water skiing.

Man's fishing rod has caught a water skier.

'My guess is, you might be running the jets too high...'

'It sure is hot in the arena tonight!'

A school master water skiing in Bermuda shorts.

Sea-Suns Greetings

Our nest egg hatched into a new ski boat.

Riding School Accidents

'I'll just go and stick this above the surface - it'll clear the place in no time!' (Neptune with shark fin on end of trident)

Frankly, I wish our intelligence was compared to another species.

Ocean Hitchhiker

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."

You're not supposed to lob the rock!