Water Skiing Novice Pillows

"I've just bought some water skis. Now I've just got to find a lake with a slope!"

Skiing.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'First of all, relax.'

Skiing

'Fine. And you?'

Bunny Hill

A Couple in A Speedboat.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

Water Skiing Accidents.

Water skier sees steep hill sign.

A fellow participating in many activities and everything is fine until someone bumps his car and then his back hurts,

Water skiing.

"I'm feeling generous."

Desert Island Water skiing.

'Tomorrow, I'm going on vacation from this darned bike.'

Man's fishing rod has caught a water skier.

"Greatest surfer I've ever seen!"

Canoe Carriers

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'

"Ice rink"

'First time skiing?'

'My guess is, you might be running the jets too high...'

Ocean Hitchhiker

Riding School Accidents

Car Water Skiing.

A school master water skiing in Bermuda shorts.

'It sure is hot in the arena tonight!'

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."

Sea-Suns Greetings

You're not supposed to lob the rock!

'I'll just go and stick this above the surface - it'll clear the place in no time!' (Neptune with shark fin on end of trident)