Local Litter Critic Pillows

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

Biofelineism

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'I like the litter box...but the pool has gotta go !'

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

The Messy Sink

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

"Be like that, but don't forget if it wasn't for me and my buddies, they'd be a whole lot more shit for the likes of you to look at!"

'I thought of becoming a doctor, but you have to wash your hands all the time . . .'

"Good Evening. . . would you like to hear about our 'America has too many regulations' specials . . . ?"

"You can tell he's not a stray. He picks up after himself."

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'What are you trying to say, Alan?'

"He got kicked out of the park for being a litter bug."

"Smack, nibble... look at all this garbage! People like to go for a walk in nature but the fill it with trash. They have no manners at all..."

Human Cull: People who don't care where their cigarette butts end up.

Mom! The maid is hiding dust under Grandma again!

"Hey, hon - they published my article."

'I pride myself on always clearing my desk before the weekend.'

"Never, ever, think outside the box."

"Looks like I'm suffering from information overload."

Sounds of the Ocean Garbage

Your work station is a disgrace! It looks as if it hasn't been cleaned for a month. Don't blame me, I've only been here a week.

Keeping America Clean.

'I understand that the hazardous waste they're hauling is used cat litter.'

Man buying camel: 'Is he sandbox trained?'

Dieselgate....

"I love this time of year when the leaves hide the empty burger boxes, beer cans, chocolate wrappers..."

'This is a nice place for a civil building.'