Anticorruption Advocate Pillows

Francois Fillon.

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

'I hate his kind. They use their integrity and hard work to advance their careers.'

"At First Infidelity we're all about integrity...."

New York Corruption - Auditor Watson's Death, and Suspicions on Broadway Works Project

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

Automatic Congressman

The Tammany Ring Defeated- NY Mayor Oakey Hall as 'The Last Thorn of Summer'

Justitia, the goddess of justice, is picking a dollar bill from the ground.

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

Redacted Funnies: "Finally, the President blurted out what the country knew all along. . . . . . "

Disappearing Democracy

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

Wholesale market in Cuba

"We used to do business more transparently, but it was too disturbing."

The Farewell Speech Eisenhower Should Have Made...

'That damn racial scandal.'

Crisis of values

"Perfect! Since our company's motto is 'transparency,' make the contract's fine print light gray against white."

'I used to be a major player around here until I was side-lined by an ethics injury.'

Complete Intergrity - "Jeez, look at the tits on that broad!"

'It's best not to talk behind other people's back's, son. But if you must, the place to do it is in the media.'

"Bugger, some whistleblower has blabbed about how much we spent to stop whistleblowers blabbing about..."

"If it makes any difference, it's a remarkable piece of plagiarism."

Voting Difficulties

Closing Laugh Ministry of Info

'I'm holding firm against any government health plan.'

Report

"Nooooo!"