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Francois Fillon.

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

'I hate his kind. They use their integrity and hard work to advance their careers.'

"At First Infidelity we're all about integrity...."

New York Corruption - Auditor Watson's Death, and Suspicions on Broadway Works Project

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

Automatic Congressman

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

Justitia, the goddess of justice, is picking a dollar bill from the ground.

The Tammany Ring Defeated- NY Mayor Oakey Hall as 'The Last Thorn of Summer'

Redacted Funnies: "Finally, the President blurted out what the country knew all along. . . . . . "

Disappearing Democracy

Bleh! What's up, little man? I can't figure out how to start my essay on integrity and honesty. Oh yeah. I once wrote one of those. Excellent. Can I use yours? Honestly?

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

Crisis of values

The Farewell Speech Eisenhower Should Have Made...

Goal!

'That damn racial scandal.'

"We used to do business more transparently, but it was too disturbing."

"Perfect! Since our company's motto is 'transparency,' make the contract's fine print light gray against white."

Wholesale market in Cuba

'I used to be a major player around here until I was side-lined by an ethics injury.'

'Nothing like fear tactics to deter future leakers!'

'It's best not to talk behind other people's back's, son. But if you must, the place to do it is in the media.'

Complete Intergrity - "Jeez, look at the tits on that broad!"

Voting Difficulties

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Closing Laugh Ministry of Info

"If it makes any difference, it's a remarkable piece of plagiarism."

"Bugger, some whistleblower has blabbed about how much we spent to stop whistleblowers blabbing about..."

'I'm holding firm against any government health plan.'

"Nooooo!"