Corruption Awareness Advocate Pillows

Match fixing in football.

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

Gold Medal for IOC boss Thomas Bach in the discipline of Brown-Nosing-Dictators-For-Money.

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

The Tammany Ring Defeated- NY Mayor Oakey Hall as 'The Last Thorn of Summer'

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

Redacted Funnies: "Finally, the President blurted out what the country knew all along. . . . . . "

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

Goal!

Wholesale market in Cuba

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help the Google?"

The Farewell Speech Eisenhower Should Have Made...

"We used to do business more transparently, but it was too disturbing."

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

"Perfect! Since our company's motto is 'transparency,' make the contract's fine print light gray against white."

'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

'Nothing like fear tactics to deter future leakers!'

Report

"Bugger, some whistleblower has blabbed about how much we spent to stop whistleblowers blabbing about..."

Played Wordle Fair and Square

Sewer Rats

'...was shocked to learn the politician had been secretly filmed telling the truth...'

Steve Bannon

Voting Difficulties

"Baldo, I'm proud of you for admitting you were wrong, but remember...a man who makes no mistakes usually does not make anything."

"The candidates this year are really honest."

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$