Corruption Awareness Advocate Pillows

Match fixing in football.

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

The Tammany Ring Defeated- NY Mayor Oakey Hall as 'The Last Thorn of Summer'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

Redacted Funnies: "Finally, the President blurted out what the country knew all along. . . . . . "

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

Wholesale market in Cuba

"Perfect! Since our company's motto is 'transparency,' make the contract's fine print light gray against white."

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"We used to do business more transparently, but it was too disturbing."

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The Farewell Speech Eisenhower Should Have Made...

'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

Closing Laugh Ministry of Info

"Baldo, I'm proud of you for admitting you were wrong, but remember...a man who makes no mistakes usually does not make anything."

Steve Bannon

Voting Difficulties

'...was shocked to learn the politician had been secretly filmed telling the truth...'

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Played Wordle Fair and Square

"The candidates this year are really honest."

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Sewer Rats

"Bugger, some whistleblower has blabbed about how much we spent to stop whistleblowers blabbing about..."