Advocate Against Vandalism Prints

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Yellow Vests

Revenge Graffiti.

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

"Isn't it time to forget the cat and start belling the violence?"

Retrospection.

'El Nino now.'

This is the age of the train

'Let him hit you.'

"When I said to fight back, I didn't realize the school bully you were referring to was the principal!"

G.M. leaf.

I'm Cort Lark with American Families Against Inter-Species Smooching. We are urging a boycott of Rudy Park and the cafe where this foul comic feature takes place. There is a pet monkey who hands out here and who has been cuddly with a woman! Not who, dear. That has been cuddly with a woman. We take our pronouns very seriously AFAISS.

Human Cull: People who don't care where their cigarette butts end up.

"Smack, nibble... look at all this garbage! People like to go for a walk in nature but the fill it with trash. They have no manners at all..."

'You should have seen the one that got away, it must have been a size thirteen at least!'

"When you bought your politician, you knew you'd have to walk him at least twice a day."

Danger Ahead

"Do you know the law?"

'Don't give me a seat next to any pesky kids!'

Sounds of the Ocean Garbage

Vote McWhirtle. No salesman will call!

Nice work if you can get it.

"First, let's concentrate on water. Then we'll worry about krill."

Mayor Hoffman attempts to screen the abuses of office by the 'ring' in New York

"Good morning class... today we are going to study 'shoot the bad person'."

Mr. Trump Goes To Church

"Oh no, I'm getting interested in the stairlift commercials."

Graffiti

"Look out - more UK Water statistics!"

"Are you ladies going out for the morning's rush hour carbon monoxide?"

Home Deliveries of Sushi

Heavy Metal

The base of a statue in a park reads "Your ad immortalized in this space".