Vandalism Prints

Revenge Graffiti.

"He wasn't wearing glasses till you came in!"

Graffiti

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

"Shoulda brought the weed."

Evil Villain.

'Great news Marcel! Proof that it's a genuine Leonardo!'

'The Wall is Your Oyster.'

'I suspect, Madam, that this Van Gogh is a forgery.'

Crime

Go Veggie...

"Check this out - I think the guy behind us just got lucky!"

A caveman looks at erotic paintings

Wordplay: Graffiti.

That's right! I'm River Banksey!

"At least see who the author is."

"Try twenty-three left."

Waste Thinner

Boy accused of vandalism pleads 'limited liability'

"I mean, why even live in the city if you're not going to do New York City things?"

'I keep getting leadership mixed up with incitement.'

Nation-wide gambling

Secret gang graffiti.

"It was an indisputable case of self-defense."

'We had quite a fire drill at school today -- there was looting.'

"My strength is the strength of ten because I'm fourteen."

Guy removes fence from where a bike is parked.