Burglary Prevention Advocate Prints

Retrospection.

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

"I found a partial thumbprint. Let's get the heck out of here"

Statue of Liberty with Gas Mask

"We're from Neighborhood Watch. We'd like to see some I.D."

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

"Knock! Knock! Who's there? What, seriously? You mean you haven't installed personal security cameras?"

"If we go next door there's a 'bobby on the beat'."

"Well, I should probably go—work's really starting to pile up."

You Left The Gas On...

Wot Chew Lookin' AT!

'My home's got 'fortress' features galore - the best burglar alarm - armed security guards - intercom system - closed-circuit television - etc. ... I'm a virtual prisoner in my own home!'

A-1 security from crime....

"Try twenty-three left."

"Alexa, how do I stop knife crime?"

You shouldn't be embarrassed

'George, this new home security system you bought...how much did it cost?'

'Good evening sir,I'm doing a survey on home security.'

"This is a fine time to remember you forgot to pay our homeowner's insurance!"

"Now I remember what I wanted to tell you. The safety stop on the garage door doesn't work anymore."

'You can't beat the old style security systems!'

"The client wants a real homey ad campaign. How about a mom eating apple pie watching baseball during a home invasion!"

'You are going on a very risky journey.'

Police Cuts: Enough is Enough!

"This locksmith bill is outrageous. People, please—when you lock 'em up, don’t throw away the key.”

"It will stop people from stealing your wheel. I call it The Club."

'I put in this brick to slow down any potential purse snatchers.'

Teachers' Lounge: Gun Free Area

Asking To Be Robbed

Bike chain

A Walk sign for Stalkers.