Crime Prevention Enthusiast Prints

Gangs and drugs.

No wheels left on vehicle overnight. Man says: 'Can't be too careful.'

'Good - there's my purse. This is why I never keep my pistol in my purse.'

Warning! These premises protected by cheap window decals that probably don't fool anyone.

Asking To Be Robbed

'I put in this brick to slow down any potential purse snatchers.'

"It will stop people from stealing your wheel. I call it The Club."

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"Don't editorialize."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

Gangster's To-Do List

Ignorance of the Law

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

A convict escaping during the press scrum

Exposed and imprisoned.

Gullboy and Pigeonman

'Your father installed a security system.'

Restorative Justice Victim's Revenge.

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'