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A-1 security from crime....

America, are we learning anything?

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Violent Crime Statistics

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

"It doesn't look much like a 'witty painting' now, does it sir?"

'Your father installed a security system.'

'Oh no! They've been pinched.'

"We can't put you in a Witness-Protection Program unless you actually witnessed something."

Retrospection.

You know retail is in a bad way when...

The Ferguson Effect

Police Dept. K-9 Unit. Just once I'd like to go undercover as a bad dog.

"We're from Neighborhood Watch. We'd like to see some I.D."

"Your new phone comes with this fire extinguisher. And we already added the number to the fire dept. to your contacts."

New York City, the Bronx, and another successful Vice Squad raid comes to wraps (real vices used for arresting criminals).

A Gun Proposes to Violence.

'Ugh. Every single day.'

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

"...This one comes with the latest security devices...'

Neighborhood Watch.