Crime Prevention Enthusiast Pillows

Gangs and drugs.

No wheels left on vehicle overnight. Man says: 'Can't be too careful.'

'Good - there's my purse. This is why I never keep my pistol in my purse.'

Warning! These premises protected by cheap window decals that probably don't fool anyone.

'I put in this brick to slow down any potential purse snatchers.'

"It will stop people from stealing your wheel. I call it The Club."

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"Don't editorialize."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

Gangster's To-Do List

Ignorance of the Law

Exposed and imprisoned.

'Your father installed a security system.'

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

A convict escaping during the press scrum

Gullboy and Pigeonman

Restorative Justice Victim's Revenge.

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

'Have you found a precedent? Yes, you did the same crime in 1974.'