Crime Prevention Specialist Pillows

'Ah, ransom note versus ransom phone call...there are bad people who disagree on this issue.'

Knife Police.

America, are we learning anything?

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Violent Crime Statistics

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"I do love you, but I love you as a crimefighter."

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

"We can't put you in a Witness-Protection Program unless you actually witnessed something."

'Oh no! They've been pinched.'

'Well, now we know -- blaming the victim DOESN'T work.'

'Your father installed a security system.'

You know retail is in a bad way when...

"We're from Neighborhood Watch. We'd like to see some I.D."

A Gun Proposes to Violence.

"If we're the Serious Fraud Squad, how come we're looking for funny money?"

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

You think you're good, eh? Okay, you've got the lost and found windo at the Kleptomaniac's Convention.

'Ugh. Every single day.'

New York City, the Bronx, and another successful Vice Squad raid comes to wraps (real vices used for arresting criminals).

'Looks like the work of the infamous international frequent flyer burglar - Better dust for carbon finger prints!'

"...This one comes with the latest security devices...'

Neighborhood Watch.

Crime-Be-Gone - Fence-O-Matic!

'These police cuts have gone too far.'