Crime Prevention Pillows

Add a touch of humor to their living space with our crime prevention pillows. Soft, cozy, and featuring clever designs, they make a playful statement about safety and vigilance.

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Man selling Security Systems: 'If that's too expensive for you, perhaps I could interest you in a false sense of security.'

Man selling Security Systems: 'If that's too expensive for you, perhaps I could interest you in a false sense of security.' mockup

Man selling Security Systems: 'If that's too expensive for you, perhaps I could interest you in a false sense of security.'

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"...This one comes with the latest security devices...'

"...This one comes with the latest security devices...' mockup

"...This one comes with the latest security devices...'

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Neighborhood Watch.

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No wheels left on vehicle overnight. Man says: 'Can't be too careful.'

No wheels left on vehicle overnight. Man says: 'Can't be too careful.' mockup

No wheels left on vehicle overnight. Man says: 'Can't be too careful.'

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'Waaiiiit a minute here... how do I know you're the real fraud department and not just posing as one?'

'Waaiiiit a minute here... how do I know you're the real fraud department and not just posing as one?' mockup

'Waaiiiit a minute here... how do I know you're the real fraud department and not just posing as one?'

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Woman feeding pigeons crumbs, man feeding children crack.

Woman feeding pigeons crumbs, man feeding children crack. mockup

Woman feeding pigeons crumbs, man feeding children crack.

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Saw cutting a whole around locked door while a man looks through peephole.

Saw cutting a whole around locked door while a man looks through peephole. mockup

Saw cutting a whole around locked door while a man looks through peephole.

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'Good - there's my purse. This is why I never keep my pistol in my purse.'

'Good - there's my purse. This is why I never keep my pistol in my purse.' mockup

'Good - there's my purse. This is why I never keep my pistol in my purse.'

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Members of the city and state police, the federal prosecutor's office and an undercover agent pose behind a recently-seized, uncut ounce of prevention (street value: $500,000).

Members of the city and state police, the federal prosecutor's office and an undercover agent pose behind a recently-seized, uncut ounce of prevention (street value: $500,000).

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"We're from Neighborhood Watch. We'd like to see some I.D."

"We're from Neighborhood Watch. We'd like to see some I.D." mockup

"We're from Neighborhood Watch. We'd like to see some I.D."

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"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?" mockup

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

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"I think we need a more realistic approach to crime prevention."

"I think we need a more realistic approach to crime prevention." mockup

"I think we need a more realistic approach to crime prevention."

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Crime-Be-Gone - Fence-O-Matic!

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Woman ready to go out but man says: 'To fool the burglars I'm leaving the TV on, staying in and watching it.'

Woman ready to go out but man says: 'To fool the burglars I'm leaving the TV on, staying in and watching it.' mockup

Woman ready to go out but man says: 'To fool the burglars I'm leaving the TV on, staying in and watching it.'

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'He's never been the same since he had his identity stolen!'

'He's never been the same since he had his identity stolen!' mockup

'He's never been the same since he had his identity stolen!'

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"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?" mockup

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

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"In the middle of the night, I could see a guy trying to steal the neighbour's car, so I barked, but the neighbour yelled at me to shut up, so I did. . ."

"In the middle of the night, I could see a guy trying to steal the neighbour's car, so I barked, but the neighbour yelled at me to shut up, so I did. . ." mockup

"In the middle of the night, I could see a guy trying to steal the neighbour's car, so I barked, but the neighbour yelled at me to shut up, so I did. . ."

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