Crime Prevention Pillows

Man selling Security Systems: 'If that's too expensive for you, perhaps I could interest you in a false sense of security.'

"...This one comes with the latest security devices...'

Neighborhood Watch.

No wheels left on vehicle overnight. Man says: 'Can't be too careful.'

'Waaiiiit a minute here... how do I know you're the real fraud department and not just posing as one?'

Woman feeding pigeons crumbs, man feeding children crack.

Saw cutting a whole around locked door while a man looks through peephole.

'Good - there's my purse. This is why I never keep my pistol in my purse.'

Members of the city and state police, the federal prosecutor's office and an undercover agent pose behind a recently-seized, uncut ounce of prevention (street value: $500,000).

"We're from Neighborhood Watch. We'd like to see some I.D."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"I think we need a more realistic approach to crime prevention."

Crime-Be-Gone - Fence-O-Matic!

Woman ready to go out but man says: 'To fool the burglars I'm leaving the TV on, staying in and watching it.'

'He's never been the same since he had his identity stolen!'

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

"In the middle of the night, I could see a guy trying to steal the neighbour's car, so I barked, but the neighbour yelled at me to shut up, so I did. . ."

"I feel a lot safer around here since your Grandad joined the Neighbourhood Watch!"

Kid looking through periscope near 'Neighborhood Watch' sign.

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

Jail shortage crisis.

Teachers' Lounge: Gun Free Area

'Your father installed a security system.'

'I thought it might deter burglars.'

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

'Can I call you back? I'm expecting someone.'

"Alexa, how do I stop knife crime?"

'I put in this brick to slow down any potential purse snatchers.'

'I used to love this job. You could get away with anything.'

'I'm going to the restroom - watch my purse.'

'I'm inclined to agree with you, Sir. Worst case of shoplifting I've seen.'

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"Not now, I'm on my break."

"They've been having a lot of trouble recently with shoplifting."

"Seems like just yesterday all we had to know was law and order."