Crime Prevention Buff Pillows

"We're from Neighborhood Watch. We'd like to see some I.D."

"Did you remember to lock the back door? You know we've got one of the highest burglary rates in the country?"

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

hard-boiled egg...

'You know too much,'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Violent Crime Statistics

"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

"We can't put you in a Witness-Protection Program unless you actually witnessed something."

"You can lie to the prosecutor but don't ever lie to your co-conspirators."

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

'Your father installed a security system.'

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

'Oh no! They've been pinched.'

Restorative Justice Victim's Revenge.

Retrospection.

Black market trade in foodstuffs is thriving.

You know retail is in a bad way when...

A giant hand identifies giant legs in a police line-up.

"It's easier to make 'em talk when you just cement the feet."

"Damn it, Flopsy, you've cost me another bust."