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Retrospection.

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

"I found a partial thumbprint. Let's get the heck out of here"

Statue of Liberty with Gas Mask

"We're from Neighborhood Watch. We'd like to see some I.D."

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

"Knock! Knock! Who's there? What, seriously? You mean you haven't installed personal security cameras?"

"If we go next door there's a 'bobby on the beat'."

"Well, I should probably go—work's really starting to pile up."

You Left The Gas On...

Wot Chew Lookin' AT!

'My home's got 'fortress' features galore - the best burglar alarm - armed security guards - intercom system - closed-circuit television - etc. ... I'm a virtual prisoner in my own home!'

"Try twenty-three left."

A-1 security from crime....

'George, this new home security system you bought...how much did it cost?'

'Good evening sir,I'm doing a survey on home security.'

"This is a fine time to remember you forgot to pay our homeowner's insurance!"

'You can't beat the old style security systems!'

'You are going on a very risky journey.'

Police Cuts: Enough is Enough!

"This locksmith bill is outrageous. People, please—when you lock 'em up, don’t throw away the key.”

"The client wants a real homey ad campaign. How about a mom eating apple pie watching baseball during a home invasion!"

"It will stop people from stealing your wheel. I call it The Club."

'I put in this brick to slow down any potential purse snatchers.'

Bike chain

Teachers' Lounge: Gun Free Area

"Kennedy Jnr. backtracks on measles outbreak in Texas" "About time"

A Walk sign for Stalkers.