Anti-burglary Buff T-Shirts

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

High security Santa's grotto

Joan Hickson

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Aggression/Security

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system."

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

Eurocopa 2016

TSA

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

Retrospection.

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."

"My phone has two step authorization. Facial and Backside recognition"

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

"If you're not planning to break the law, why should you care?"

The Fort Knox Gold Depository has a key under the mat

'Quick! Page the flight deck, bring me oxygen, gloves, a mask and someone junior!'

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

'Dad, why didn't the three bears' have a home security system?'

"We're from Neighborhood Watch. We'd like to see some I.D."

Dept. of cyber friendship.

'Best guard dog we've ever had!'