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'I have no intention of depending on the government for my homeland security.'

High security Santa's grotto

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

Algorithm 'n' Blues

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

The Best Defense

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Aggression/Security

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

Shark tower surveillance camera.

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system."

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

TSA

Huawei Five-O

"I can't access my homework because I forgot my password."

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

I am not a robot

Eurocopa 2016

Web cams. Web scams

"I just installed a home security monitor."

"My phone has two step authorization. Facial and Backside recognition"

'Mr. Schmenk will see you now...IN PERSON.'

"If you're not planning to break the law, why should you care?"

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."