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"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'Where was the TSA?'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Statue of Security

Nuclear Security Summit

CCTV in church.

Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

"That does it! ISIS is defeated."

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

Shark tower surveillance camera.

The Costs Of Doing War.

The Ayatollah Bomb?

'Do you hear someone shouting at us?'

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

How to create a password you can remember...

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

Automation of Security

"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"

"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."

The world of surveillance.

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

'Someone is reading our emails. I'm afraid this means we're going to have to talk to each other.'

Eurocopa 2016