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Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

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"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

'Beware you don't trip over him!'

"I forgot to turn on the alarm." "It's all right, Peedy is there."

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system."

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

'Throw it out. . . we never use it, unless you can think of someone that might need it.'

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

"Okay, what's your next, more expensive security system?"

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"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

'I can't understand how those burglars could clean out our house so quietly.'

The bulb family leaves for vacation

'Your father installed a security system.'

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

Santa hosing the Chimney.

'Hello, security.'