Home Security T-Shirts

'A square knot's a good start, but I'd like to see an alarm system and some deadbolts installed as well,'

'Hi. I'm going house to house selling home security systems.'

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

'I already have a home security system.'

'George, this new home security system you bought...how much did it cost?'

"Father is still old-school when it comes to homeland security."

The Hansons' decision to buy an attack spider finally paid off.

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

'Dad, why didn't the three bears' have a home security system?'

Selling Home Security Systems.

"Good defenses make good neighbors."

"Sorry I left the keys in the car, now it's gone!"

warning signs on a house

Home security system

'We got tired of being broken into.'

Home security.

Welcome mat in front of unwelcoming home.

Beware of the dog.

"We're pretty traditional around here. I handle everything on the domestic front except security."

"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system."

"The terrorist barriers seem to be working."

'And if he does get through the invisible fence, our drone will zap him from 40,000 feet.'

"It's a great old building, but I wish we had a more up-to-date security system."

Beware of really bored dog.

Bob always kept a spare key hidden under the rug.

Dog Chasing Santa

'We got tired of being broken into!'

"The second camera records anyone trying to disable the first camera."

"Gated communities are fine, but we just feel safer with a moat."

'You can't beat the old style security systems!'

"Don't take it personally."

'It must be the burglars, Manfred, you know how they frighten him!'

"It's an alarm sensor. It barks like a dog when someone's at the door."

"Good evening sir. Could I interest you in one of our latest security devices?"

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'