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"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

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"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

'Beware you don't trip over him!'

"I forgot to turn on the alarm." "It's all right, Peedy is there."

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system."

Mouse security camera.

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

'I can't understand how those burglars could clean out our house so quietly.'

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

"Okay, what's your next, more expensive security system?"

The bulb family leaves for vacation

'Your father installed a security system.'

No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.

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'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

'Hello, security.'

"I just installed a home security monitor."

"My dad put in a new security system."

ACME, Inc. For the man who has everything. It's a home security company.

"Makes you feel kind of proud, doesn't it?"