Home Security Gifts

'A square knot's a good start, but I'd like to see an alarm system and some deadbolts installed as well,'

'Hi. I'm going house to house selling home security systems.'

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

'George, this new home security system you bought...how much did it cost?'

'I already have a home security system.'

'Dad, why didn't the three bears' have a home security system?'

The Hansons' decision to buy an attack spider finally paid off.

Selling Home Security Systems.

"Father is still old-school when it comes to homeland security."

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

"Sorry I left the keys in the car, now it's gone!"

Home security system

Welcome mat in front of unwelcoming home.

Home security.

warning signs on a house

"Good defenses make good neighbors."

'We got tired of being broken into.'

"It's a great old building, but I wish we had a more up-to-date security system."

"Good evening sir. Could I interest you in one of our latest security devices?"

"Good evening sir, have you ever thought of installing a home security system?"

'You can't beat the old style security systems!'

"I just installed a home security monitor."

"Have you ever thought of changing careers?"

Dog Chasing Santa

"The second camera records anyone trying to disable the first camera."

'They're good friends. Rogak has bitten them eighteen times and they haven't sued.'

"Beware of owner."

'Nice to have a door opener.'

"Beware of children."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"The terrorist barriers seem to be working."

"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system."

'It must be the burglars, Manfred, you know how they frighten him!'

Crime-Be-Gone - Fence-O-Matic!