Home Security Upgrade Gifts

'That ought to keep the neighbors from sneaking in and using the pool while we're away!'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

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"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

"I forgot to turn on the alarm." "It's all right, Peedy is there."

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

'Beware you don't trip over him!'

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system."

Mouse security camera.

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

'Your father installed a security system.'

The bulb family leaves for vacation

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"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

'I can't understand how those burglars could clean out our house so quietly.'

"I just installed a home security monitor."

'Hello, security.'

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'