Home Security Innovator Gifts

Beware of the dog.

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

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"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

'Beware you don't trip over him!'

"I forgot to turn on the alarm." "It's all right, Peedy is there."

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system."

Mouse security camera.

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"Okay, what's your next, more expensive security system?"

No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.

'Your father installed a security system.'

The bulb family leaves for vacation

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

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'I can't understand how those burglars could clean out our house so quietly.'

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

"I just installed a home security monitor."

'Hello, security.'

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