Diy Security Buff Mugs

'I have no intention of depending on the government for my homeland security.'

High security Santa's grotto

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Aggression/Security

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'

Shark tower surveillance camera.

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system."

Eurocopa 2016

"I can't access my homework because I forgot my password."

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

I am not a robot

TSA

Web cams. Web scams

"I just installed a home security monitor."

'Mr. Schmenk will see you now...IN PERSON.'

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."

The Pocket Knife Tool Belt

"My phone has two step authorization. Facial and Backside recognition"

"If you're not planning to break the law, why should you care?"