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'I knew this place wasn't all it was cracked up to be.'

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

High security Santa's grotto

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

The Best Defense

Aggression/Security

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

Wall Street...

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system."

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

Huawei Five-O

Eurocopa 2016

'It's just what I always wanted!'

"I've seen this before. Keep his head inside the car when the vehicle is in motion."

TSA

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."

Tour de France champ Fausto Coppi

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."

"My phone has two step authorization. Facial and Backside recognition"

Connected Intersections Challenge

"If you're not planning to break the law, why should you care?"

The Fort Knox Gold Depository has a key under the mat

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

'Dad, why didn't the three bears' have a home security system?'