Car Security Buff T-Shirts

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'

High security Santa's grotto

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

Men's fragrances...

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

The Best Defense

Aggression/Security

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system."

Eurocopa 2016

TSA

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

I am not a robot

Fast Lane. cars Like yours.

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

Huawei Five-O

"I've seen this before. Keep his head inside the car when the vehicle is in motion."

Web cams. Web scams

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

"If you're not planning to break the law, why should you care?"

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."

"My phone has two step authorization. Facial and Backside recognition"

Democracy for Hire

The Fort Knox Gold Depository has a key under the mat