'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'
Car Security Buff Gifts
Searching for that perfect gift for a car security buff? Explore our unique collection of items that showcase their passion for keeping vehicles safe. From witty mugs to striking prints, find something that resonates with their interest and adds a personal touch to their space or daily routine. Whether they’re a professional in the field or a hobbyist with a sense of humor, our products are designed to delight and inspire.
High security Santa's grotto
'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'
"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."
"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"
Men's fragrances...
'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'
"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."
"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"
'Best watchdog I ever had!'
Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.
'...and, of course you get a company car.'
The Best Defense
Aggression/Security
"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."
'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'
"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."
"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."
'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'
"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system."
Eurocopa 2016
TSA
'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'
I am not a robot
Fast Lane. cars Like yours.
22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.
Huawei Five-O
"I've seen this before. Keep his head inside the car when the vehicle is in motion."
Web cams. Web scams
"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."
"If you're not planning to break the law, why should you care?"
"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."
"My phone has two step authorization. Facial and Backside recognition"
Democracy for Hire
The Fort Knox Gold Depository has a key under the mat
Car Security Buff Gifts Collection
Car Security Buff Mugs
Explore our collection of car security-themed mugs, perfect for coffee lovers and enthusiasts wanting to show off their passion at every sip.
Car Security Buff Pillows
Add personality to their home or office with a humorous or themed pillow that celebrates their love of car security.
Car Security Buff Prints
Decorate their garage, office, or man cave with exclusive prints that showcase their passion for vehicle safety with style and humor.
Car Security Buff T-Shirts
Check out our witty and stylish t-shirts designed for car security buffs. Wear your hobby with pride and start conversations everywhere you go.