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"Well when you leave your bike you take the saddle and front wheel"

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

"Aways the victim."

"Your mom is a little overprotective, isn't she?"

"It helps prevent side collisions."

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

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The question "Is it safe to be on that thing?" means something different today than it did a year ago.

Door Security - Head Hitter.

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.

Solicitor personal injury specialist - "So, you were at work when you tripped over the Health and Safety officer."

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

'Ugh! I TOLD Thak it needed balancing!'

Cyclist looks bemused as his efforts to pump up a flat tyre inflates the the bike frame instead.

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

"Wear a helmet."

'You call yourself a steering committee?!'

'OK, I'll admit it. You're a genius at parallel parking.'

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Wheelies Gang.

Speed Limit.

'I knew this place wasn't all it was cracked up to be.'

'I don't need a computer to tell me I failed to fasten my seat belt or release the emergency brake.'

'We're pedaling as hard as we can, but we don't seem to be getting anywhere.'

''Stole a Smart Car. It picked me out of a lineup.'

'Would you mind throwing out some of your spare motorcycle parts? I'd like to park my car in the garage.'