Anti-burglary Buff Pillows

Add a cozy touch to their space with pillows that celebrate their passion for burglar prevention. These witty and fun designs make their home as secure-looking as it is comfortable.

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'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.' mockup

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

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'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!' mockup

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

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High security Santa's grotto

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Joan Hickson

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"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security." mockup

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

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Health and Safety Gone Mad.

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"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!" mockup

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

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"We'll get there when we get there!" mockup

"We'll get there when we get there!"

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"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound." mockup

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

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Aggression/Security

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'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.' mockup

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

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'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?' mockup

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'

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'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.' mockup

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

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"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system."

"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system." mockup

"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system."

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'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.' mockup

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

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Eurocopa 2016

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TSA

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"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device." mockup

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

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Retrospection.

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"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers." mockup

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."

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"My phone has two step authorization. Facial and Backside recognition"

"My phone has two step authorization. Facial and Backside recognition" mockup

"My phone has two step authorization. Facial and Backside recognition"

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'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?' mockup

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

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Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport. mockup

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

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"If you're not planning to break the law, why should you care?"

"If you're not planning to break the law, why should you care?" mockup

"If you're not planning to break the law, why should you care?"

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The Fort Knox Gold Depository has a key under the mat

The Fort Knox Gold Depository has a key under the mat mockup

The Fort Knox Gold Depository has a key under the mat

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'Quick! Page the flight deck, bring me oxygen, gloves, a mask and someone junior!'

'Quick! Page the flight deck, bring me oxygen, gloves, a mask and someone junior!' mockup

'Quick! Page the flight deck, bring me oxygen, gloves, a mask and someone junior!'

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'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...' mockup

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

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'Dad, why didn't the three bears' have a home security system?'

'Dad, why didn't the three bears' have a home security system?' mockup

'Dad, why didn't the three bears' have a home security system?'

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"We're from Neighborhood Watch. We'd like to see some I.D."

"We're from Neighborhood Watch. We'd like to see some I.D." mockup

"We're from Neighborhood Watch. We'd like to see some I.D."

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Dept. of cyber friendship.

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'Best guard dog we've ever had!'

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Anti-burglary Buff Pillows Collection

Anti-burglary Buff Mugs

Looking for more witty mugs for security enthusiasts? Discover our range of clever designs tailored for those passionate about burglary prevention.

Anti-burglary Buff Prints

Decorate with prints that celebrate burglary prevention humor and style. Check out our selection for the perfect piece for any security-savvy enthusiast.

Anti-burglary Buff T-Shirts

Explore our collection of humorous t-shirts that perfectly match the interests of security buffs. Find the ideal shirt that reflects their passion with a smile.