'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'
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"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"
High security Santa's grotto
"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."
Health and Safety Gone Mad.
' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '
"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."
"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."
"We'll get there when we get there!"
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"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"
"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."
Aggression/Security
Gerald Ratner's return
"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."
Coffee. The phrase "where everybody knows your name" used to sound warm and friendly. Now, with all our personal information exposed online, it sounds scary!
The Best Defense
SupermarketAwful Market.
"Maybe we'd do better if we called ourselves 'baristas'."
"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"
"Try thinking like a different brand."
"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"
'We are in a race against time and the auditors. Gentlemen...start your shredders!'
Happy Tots Day Care.
Wall Street...
'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'
Our New Slogan: Make Money.
Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'
The Bargain Brand
"In the marketplace of ideas, we may not have the best ideas, but we have the best marketing."
How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?
'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'
"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system."
A cat spells out Google in its litter box.
'It's not really rsutling, it's rebranding."
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