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"Alexa, how do I stop knife crime?"

America, are we learning anything?

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Dog Crossing

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

'Your father installed a security system.'

Statue of Liberty with Gas Mask

You know retail is in a bad way when...

Retrospection.

"We're from Neighborhood Watch. We'd like to see some I.D."

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

"...This one comes with the latest security devices...'

Neighborhood Watch.

"If we go next door there's a 'bobby on the beat'."

Crime-Be-Gone - Fence-O-Matic!

"You have the right to remain silent, but in that case, you may be subject to torture."

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

"Well, I should probably go—work's really starting to pile up."

Woman feeding pigeons crumbs, man feeding children crack.

'Ok, since I'm hopelessly lost, I'll waive the rule against talking to strangers.'

"Can I call you back?"

"The board gave me a cancellation then a postponement and now a continuance."

"Would you like me to radio for a social worker,before or after your mugging?"

Wot Chew Lookin' AT!

'I'm inclined to agree with you, Sir. Worst case of shoplifting I've seen.'

'I was judged by white male standards!'

'My home's got 'fortress' features galore - the best burglar alarm - armed security guards - intercom system - closed-circuit television - etc. ... I'm a virtual prisoner in my own home!'

'Can I call you back? I'm expecting someone.'

"You are charged with defending yourself and your property..."