Artistic Vandal Gifts

Wordplay: Graffiti.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

Artistic License

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Revenge Graffiti.

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

'If you do not stop smudging, I'm getting a new cartoonist.'

Toilet Art.

The sword is mightier than the pen.

Write "Brenda' but use disappearing ink

"Bloody Graffiti."

'The Wall is Your Oyster.'

Just Stop Oil Painting

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

Killer Hals

Mime Prison

"I'm sure it's illegal to pose as a police officer"

"Oh look! Another crappy grant which requires my goddamned work interact with the f**king community!"

Go Veggie...

The architect speaks: '...I went back to my roots...this house is based on a drawing I did when I was six.'