Sports Injury Warrior Gifts

"Well, yeah, Doc, I twisted my back a little...but it was the longest golf shot I've ever made!"

'The swelling well receed in a few days and the racket should slide right off.'

'You're going to have to find a way of avoiding those fast serves!'

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

Gary turns 40.

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

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Big slipper.

"I see you do all your own stunts."

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

Sporting maladies.

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

'You've got a broken finger.'

'My knee's in rehab. This one's a loaner.'

"You've been traded to the Red Sox for an outfielder with a broken arm."

'I think this fishing injury is more serious than you're letting on!'

'Bloody plaster of Paris.'

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

'Very funny!'

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

The rotator cuff fairy.

'Don't worry, Kyle. You're gonna be ok. The athletic trainer will tape you up and get you back on the field in no time.'

'He's a true athlete... tennis elbow, jogger's feet, and skier's knees.'

"I bit my tongue...but the bandages won't stick!"

'It's an old badminton injury.'

'So we meet again...'

'The knee brace I prescribed, you put on over your head.'