Sports Warrior Gifts

"You'll get a lot of head injuries but, on the plus side, you won't remember any of them."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Mixed Doubles.

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Running

Exercise Class

The Salmon Run

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"It's true: no more burpees."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

Dialogue about the relationship.