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"You'll get a lot of head injuries but, on the plus side, you won't remember any of them."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Mixed Doubles.

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Running

Exercise Class

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"It's true: no more burpees."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

The Salmon Run

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'