Sporting Injury Enthusiasts Gifts

Doc told me I have brain damage. As my manager responsible for this, it's time for me to damage yours!

I like the Jets...I guess

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

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Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

David and Goliath.

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

"I can't shake the feeling there's always someone looking over my shoulder."

There's a toxic cloud moving in our direction! Hurry! Teddy's home from sports camp. Ha. Ha. Ha.

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

"I'm here to gets the gold"

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

'Remember that summer we coached little league?'

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

'My knee's in rehab. This one's a loaner.'

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"