Sporting Injury Enthusiasts Mugs

Doc told me I have brain damage. As my manager responsible for this, it's time for me to damage yours!

I like the Jets...I guess

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

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'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

David and Goliath.

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

"I'm here to gets the gold"

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.

'Remember that summer we coached little league?'

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'

'My knee's in rehab. This one's a loaner.'

'That time of year, eh Ben, don't know whether to go hunting or fishing?'