Injury Enthusiast Mugs

'Who would ever believe this started with a paper cut you kept picking at...'

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

"It would be easier to tell you what doesn't hurt."

Thousands Of Casts

'How did you break both arms?'

'We tape up sore ankles. We tape up sore wrists. We even tape up sore elbows. We do not, however, tape up sore throats.'

'Suits you sir I believe some of our top footballers are wearing them'

'Very funny!'

'I suggest you refrain from reaching into your untamed bird's cage in the future.'

'I hope you haven't been picking at it.'

'I think this fishing injury is more serious than you're letting on!'

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"You've been traded to the Red Sox for an outfielder with a broken arm."

'I know you like to wear your sports injuries with pride, but couldn't you at least remove the dodgeball?'

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

Big slipper.

The hall of bad ideas.

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

'Apparently it's not enough to say that 'lots of people think we do a jolly good job' anymore.'

Law Offices: Slip & Trip & Fall formerly Slip & Fall.

"Repetitive strain injury?...theres a lot of it about."

'He's a true athlete... tennis elbow, jogger's feet, and skier's knees.'

'I didn't have a fall. I fell.'

'Maslow's Hierarchy of Knees'

'So we meet again...'

'It's an old work injury.'

"Well, yeah, Doc, I twisted my back a little...but it was the longest golf shot I've ever made!"

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

"Harry... Looking good buddy!"

'... but you've gotta admire him for at least trying to come back after an injury of that magnitude.'

'You're going to have to find a way of avoiding those fast serves!'

"I'll take it off if you promise not to pick at the stitches."

"So, what can I do for you?"