Personal Injury Aficionados Gifts

Law Offices: Slip & Trip & Fall formerly Slip & Fall.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

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The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

Rusk Assessment Form

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

Work Safety - Chemicals.

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

Watch Your Step

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

'Very funny!'

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'I think this fishing injury is more serious than you're letting on!'

'With all those presents Santa carries, do you think he packs heat? . . . And maybe he's not really fat, but he's wearing a kevlar vest.'

"You've been traded to the Red Sox for an outfielder with a broken arm."

'Welcome to crash-test flight 000.Please take your seat.'

Deer Crossing.

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'

"Better safe than sorry, son."

The waitstaff at Luigi's like to have fun when they administered the Heimlich maneuver.

"I childproofed all the cabinets for you."

"Jeffrey, this is Marcus, your new Stunt Double. He'll be riding your tricycle for you from now on."

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

'I told you it was a stupid idea to try to fix the disposal with your tie on.'

"You'd think they'd at least offer health insurance with this job."