Personal Injury Aficionados Gifts

Law Offices: Slip & Trip & Fall formerly Slip & Fall.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

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The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

Rusk Assessment Form

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

Work Safety - Chemicals.

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Watch Your Step

Deer Crossing.

"You've been traded to the Red Sox for an outfielder with a broken arm."

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

'I think this fishing injury is more serious than you're letting on!'

'Very funny!'

'Welcome to crash-test flight 000.Please take your seat.'

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'

"Better safe than sorry, son."

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

"Jeffrey, this is Marcus, your new Stunt Double. He'll be riding your tricycle for you from now on."

"I childproofed all the cabinets for you."

'Your resume is certainly impressive, Mr. Simmons, but do you have much on the job experience?'